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HarpWeek Commentary: This illustrated satire from Harpers
Weeklys "Correspondent on the Wing" gives an inside look at President
Johnson and his Cabinet as they consider a replacement for Secretary of War Edwin Stanton. |
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From our "Correspondent on-the-wing."
Washington, D.C.
Dear Weekly, - At the Cabinet meeting yesterday the President sent
for me and told me that he wished a correct report of the proceedings taken down for
publication, as the New York papers, as a rule, get their information about the Cabinet
meetings from the different freedmen employed to wait about the White House, consequently
they were highly colored and unreliable. Not feeling at liberty to decline an invitation
so graciously given, and besides, being anxious to get you reliable news from the seat of
war in the War Office, I took up my position at the meeting, note-book in hand,

At the Head of the Table,
with the President on the right and
the amiable Secretary of the Navy on the left. In this position we supported the President
through the whole trial. Mr. Stanton was not present.
The President rose and said: "A few
days ago I wrote to the Secretary of War that I wished to secure harmony in our meetings,
and as we were always disposed to vote Yea when he voted Nay, and
Nay when he voted Yea, that I thought he had better not have his
feelings hurt by being obliged to sit here and see us all going contrary to his wishes. I
sent words to this effect in a communication to him by the hands of Colonel Moore, my
private secretary, but I have had no answer."
Mr. Seward here spoke up and said that
perhaps he doesnt want any more communications from the President. [Great
laughter by all but Mr. Welles.]
The President then added that he had
since learned that Mr. Stanton was not at work, but was losing a great deal of time
running to see Mr. Greeley and others with a view to ascertain what he should do, while at
the same time his pay was going on. He would now move that the Cabinet "dock
him" for his lost time, as the best way of bringing him to a sense of duty.
Mr. Welles here interrupted, and wanted
to know if docking the Secretary of War was the same as docking any other man-of-war?
The President at this question could
hardly restrain himself within the proper bounds of dignity for laughter. He halloed over
to Mr. Seward, asking him what he thought of that, and leaning toward me he said, in a low
tone, that that was the smartest thing he ever hear Mr.? whats his name? the
Secretary of the Navy say. The only one who did not understand what was going on was Mr.
Welles, who was unconscious of the joke, and after the confusion had subsided a little
began to explain by saying that if the Secretary of War was to be docked he would have to
be sent to Portsmouth, New Hampshire, as all of the other docks were occupied by larger
craft. This, as you may conceive, made the thing no better, and the hilarity at the
expense of the Secretary of the Navy and Purveyor of the White House became general. Poor
Mr. Welless face got very red, and under his white top-knot looked very much like a
well-filled decanter of brandy with a full stopper. I had to explain to the Secretary
myself the meaning of the term "docking," as applied to employed men, before he
could be toned down to his natural color. He said he had never heard of such a thing in
Connecticut, and, besides, his mind had been for so long a time running on ships he had
quite got into their ways. The President here gave me a nudge, but I felt that I
had better make no demonstration, considering the gray hairs of the venerable
Secretarys beard. Mr. Seward, I notice, was also in a smiling humor.
The President again rose and said:
"What shall we do with Mr. Stanton? I have asked him to

Resign his Port-folio,
but as yet I have not seen it."
I here interrupted the President myself, and asked him if it contained any sketches in
water-colors, for if it did I should like to see it myself when Mr. Stanton gave it up.
The President said he knew the Secretary possessed several colorea views, and had
no doubt that I would find some in his port-folio. As he said this he gave both Mr. Welles
and myself punches in the ribs, and in glasses. I saw the joke immediately. Mr. Welles
didnt see the joke, but took the punches in great good-humor.
The President then continued: "The
Secretary of War has views incompatible with the Constitution. In my Message, when I
argued for the discharge of Knuckle Ben and Coppy, so called, now
confined in the Old Capitol Prison for bounty-jumping, murder, and counterfeiting, I then
argued that the Government in pardoning Coppy and his pals should pay all of
their debts contracted previous to their incarceration, since they were prevented from
paying them on account of their imprisonment. To this Mr. Stanton voted Nay! as you
gentlemen all very well know. I, in the Message, also argued, as did the Attorney-General,
that their past debts ought not only to be assumed by the Government, but they should have
been paid all that they might have made if they had been properly employed during the time
of their imprisonment. To this proposition the Secretary of War voted Nay! I also said
further, that these men contracted these debts previous to their difficulties with the
police, consequently when no such thing as an arrest was in prospect, and as such, are
debts which I think the Government in discharging them is bound to pay. To this position
of mine and the Attorney-Generals Mr. Stanton voted Nay. These debts were shown to
have been contracted by these parties in the laudable desire to improve their personal
appearance and to develop their resources, and were in nowise created with a view to
cheating their creditors. To this position, also, the Secretary of War voted Nay.
Gentlemen of the Cabinet, I really believe that the Secretary of War voted Nay to these
several positions of the Government because he saw that if he allowed the payment of these
mens debts, or the assumption of them by the Government in the discharge of
themselves and their pals from jail, he must, in like logic, allow the assuming of the
debts of the bankrupt Confederate States so called, on our admitting them to any rights as
part or parcel of the United States (strong symptoms of applause from Mr. Seward). To be
sure, if we assume the debts of these fellows it may in a measure impair the credit of the
nation by adding to a debt which Mr. MCulloch tells me is already inconveniently
large; but by not doing it, it would appear to be a violation of faith to the holders of
these old accounts who are mostly hotel-keepers and other loyal citizens of our
country."
Mr. Randall said the argument was
exhausted, and he moved that the Secretary of War be requested to send in his port-folio
as soon as the President could select another gentleman for the office; and he would take
this opportunity to remind the President that the Great West had other men besides Mr.
Stanton.
I whispered to the President that he
might look on me as coming from the West. I had lately been to Pittsburgh to sketch the
iron-founders strike, and to Columbus to see Mr. Wade about what he did say and does
think about agrarianism.
The President said he had in his trunk
several letters from gentlemen in all parts of the country, South as well as West,
recommending men for the succession, and accompanied in many instances by photographs of

Gentlemen willing to take
Mr. Stantons Place.
He would in no case be troubled in
getting a successor. If the Cabinet were willing he would move that the Secretary of War
be invited to send in his port-folio just as it is.
Mr. Seward suggested that he tie up with
red tape before he send it in. Here the President gave me another punch under the ribs,
also another under the table, and told me Seward was a first-rate fellow in a meeting of
this kind.
A long silence now pervaded the scene as
the members took the subject into consideration before voting. We had what is called in
White House language

a protracted meeting,
although quite a different thing, so
far as mine went, to what I was taught a "protracted meeting" was when a boy, as
we used to have them every winter at the old meeting-house.
I did not feel like sleep, so I took the
opportunity to make a sketch of the Cabinet as they were debating a vote on the importance
of the Secretary of War sending his port-folio to the President, as it is evident that the
Secretary appreciates it, and the President on his part wants to look into it. I would
rather look in Mr. Nasts port-folio any time, and I told the President so. He
answered by saying there was no accounting for tastes, which I considered rather impudent
to me, not to mention Nast.
Before I left Washington I called on Mr.
Stanton, and he told me he was on the horns of a dilemma; but he did not tell me how he
was going to get off. The President, I think, has of late been devoting himself
persistently to other horns than those of
Your own C.O.W.
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February 2, 1867, page 67
February 16, 1867, page 99
March 16, 1867, page 163
How Long?
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Reconstruction and Obstruction
July 6, 1867, page 418
The Summer Session
July 6, 1867, page 418
The Fortieth Congress
July 17, 1867, page 467
Thanks to the District Commanders
July 27, 1867, page 467
Impeachment Postponed
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A Desperate Man
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The Secretary of War
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The Stanton Imbroglio (illustrated satire)
August 24, 1867, page 542
Secretary Grant
August 31, 1867, page 546
Southern Reconstruction
August 31, 1867, page 547
The Political Situation
September 7, 1867, page 562
General Thomas
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Southern Reconstruction
September 7, 1867, page 563
The General and the President
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General Sickles Also
September 14, 1867, page 579
Southern Reconstruction
September 21, 1867, page 595
The Presidents Intentions
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Impeachment
October 5, 1867, page 626
The Main Question
October 5, 1867, pages 626-627
Suspension during Impeachment
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"Disregarding" The Law
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Impeachment
December 14, 1867, page 786
General Grants Testimony
December 14, 1867, page 786
The Presidents Message
December 14, 1867, page 787
General Grants Letter
January 1, 1868, page 2
Secretary Stantons Restoration
January 25, 1868, page 51
Reconstruction Measures
January 25, 1868, page 51
The President, Mr. Stanton and General Grant
February 1, 1868, page 66
Romeo (Seward) to Mercutio (Johnson) (cartoon)
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The New Reconstruction Bill
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